Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS’s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.

“An NT server can be run by an idiot, and usually is.” — Tom Holub, a.h.b-o-i

Saying that XP is the most stable MS OS is like saying that asparagus is the most articulate vegetable. — Dave Barry

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